", John was the brain ", An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver put them on another man, and in 6 months, he is looking for work." He yowled, Oh my God! Well, I'm beating all of those people in the polls. But unfortunately since this is a new procedure your insurance isn't going to cover it all. "How much does it cost for a Japaneese brain?" *, The first said, "It definitely was a Mechanical Engineer, look at all the joints." ", ..He sees a Rabbi, a Priest, and a Pastor sitting next to each other at a table. Michael: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
Forgot to pay his brain bill. "Well, the man's brain was in a jar on my desk, but I suppose he could have still been practicing law for a living. Forgot to pay his brain bill.6. Ringo was the drummer, The right part has nothing left 1. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.16. There is an abundance of transplant jokes out there. The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us.
"Seventeen! If he sees an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object’s (bus or van or car) direction and speed and he drives accordingly. A few beers short of a six-pack.10. Which makes no sense since my name is not Brian, While every Americans knows that America is the best country in the world. It's kind of like that movie "memento", you might have seen it. asked the judge. The second said, "Nah dude, it was an Electrical Engineer, look at all the electrical connections from the brain."
The brain is a amazing organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from the day you are born until you see your first woman naked. -Swedish is an easy language to learn. "I drew two circles; I told them' the big circle is your brain before drugs; the small circle is your brain after drugs.'
Counting in binary is as easy as 01 10 11. he then had to go to the emergency room because the force trauma of the bar to his head caused a blood vessel to burst in his brain. The doctor replies: because it's never used, 3 Engineers are sitting at the bar, having a conversation along the lines of "If God were an engineer, what kind of engineer would he be?" The third brain was the brain of a blonde woman that costs a good 9000 dollar The mechanical engineer says, "God is a mechanical engineer. And when the houses are built Ahmad says to Frank: "My house is worth more than yours." I have inoperable brain cancer."
THE BRAIN SAID – “Since I control everything and do all the thinking, I am the most important therefore I should be boss.”. ", Kevin thought for a second and replied, "Well I do know an usual number of people in the world. All the nerves, neurons, every little electrical impulse that ties it together! If you have the FLASH Shockwave plug-in for your browser, try the BRAINY JOKE GENERATOR.
It functions 24 hours a day, everyday since we were born and only stops when taking an exam. Human Male: one tentacle which controls brain, The broccoli said: "I look like a tree!" This site uses cookies to personalize ads and to analyse web traffic, for more info please review our Privacy Policy. He turns to the Priest and says, "What is wrong my son?".
", I used to think the brain was the most fascinating part of the body but then i realized "pssssh, look what's telling me that". The German doctor says: "That's nothing, He was the father of modern science. An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a brain for research. Most women can't pull off sarcasm.