Then he reiterates the idea(s) set forth.
My Lord, Noah bowed in supplication and did beseech the Lord, we ate of the animals on the ark in order that we may survive. Plunge into the biblical saga of Noah’s Ark as we explore history’s most spectacular claims. 6:5 They decided to go in unto the daughters of men, and they produced children. The snakes? 6:7 And the Lord was approached by the serpent, and the serpent said, My Liege, why doth thou heart shimmer with sadness? 7:5 And thou shalt taketh of various animals one male and two females, because sometimes three is better than two, and of other animals thou shalt take two females or three females…because girls are better than boys. 6:36 And upon hearing the command of the Lord to build the ark Noah set obediently to this task. What would you like to know about this product? How fast is a snake and how long can they travel before they get tired and need a rest? 7:7 And thou shalt take of all the species of the animals on the earth twelve swimming goldfish, eleven guinea piggies, ten big bull mastiffs, nine ring-tailed lemurs, eight beaded lizards, seven roasted chickens, six polar bears, five Thoroughbred horses. Ask us here. Plunge into the biblical saga of Noah’s Ark as we explore history’s most spectacular claims. And the serpent continued to whisper into the ear of Noah, saying. 6:12 Serpent, said the Lord, I knoweth not what the trouble is with the man I have created. And the Lord said, Serpent, thou art right! And thou shalt maketh the height…, 6:32 …This time the serpent mouthed the number nine hundred, and the serpent curled his tail around his mouth as to better stifle his laughter upon seeing the look of absolute confusion on Noah’s face when the Lord relayed the height measurement….
He presents the ideas and assertions of those who claim the creation myth in the Bible are true. 7:9 And after the Lord had so commanded Noah, Noah entered the ark with his family and all the animals that were already inside the ark, saying unto himself, I shall be damned if the Lord truly thinketh that any other animals can fit into this floating zoo. Sign Up To Receive Exclusive Email OffersYou can unsubscribe at any time, Sign up to receive exclusive email offersYou can unsubscribe at any time, 1-800-CHRISTIAN1-800-247-4784(Outside the United Statesand Canada Call: 978-977-5000). Not one chance was ever passed up if it meant that believers had even the most remote of chances to validate completely illogical claims.
8:17 The Lord and the serpent saw that the animals that had served as sustenance were the unicorn, the griffin, the fire breathing dragon, the phoenix and thunderbird, and sasquatch. 8:15 And Noah answered, My Lord, when thou said the rains would come and cause a mighty flood thou didst not inform me how long we were to be souls adrift on a mighty sea.